I'm waiting for tonight - his twenty four people will have undoubtedly tried again and put on twenty four 'winning' tickets. I can't wait to see their reactions.

I'd never watched Derren Brown before last night when me and lilyfer were chilling on the sofa and wondering how he did it (I was recalling Jonathon Creek) then suddenly he came out with the "bonus balls are for gays and women" line and we were like lolwtfcanhesaythat? I'm definitely going to watch more of him. He was a funny guy.

I bet Camelot are completely interrogating their workers right now