My tweets

• Mon, 14:19: Yay for shiny new Arrested Development! It makes me happy in my face!
• Mon, 14:27: RT @charltonbrooker: Wish I'd written in favour of reducing the speed limit to 3mph. No: *minus* 3mph, so they have to reverse everywher ...
• Mon, 18:17: Blimey, that's a good cuppa, even if I do say so myself.
• Mon, 18:29: RT @caitlinmoran: So smart: RT @victohenry: Girl gets herself placed on airport watch list to prevent arranged marriage http://t.co/5Ld3vhqn
• Mon, 19:04: I have been highly amused today by @charltonbrooker trolling the masses.
• Mon, 19:09: RT @want2bakefree: 4 of you jolly folks from 400. Theres a prize for the 400th & YOU'LL LOVE IT! (I Want to Bake Free PIN BADGE) 1 for e ...
• Mon, 19:10: RT @MyLanguageCloud: TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
• Mon, 19:20: The hedge outside work burned down today. Proof that it's too hot? Or some careless Chav with a cigarette?