Weekly Lost Spoiler Post
September 30th, 2005 06:40 pmAgain I'm typing as I watch so it'll be all over the place.
Jack's not good at the whole manly hugging thing. Matches his bedside manner.
It really is the unluckiest raft to sail the seven seas (really shouldn't be made out of flammable items either, but there you go). Wet!Sawyer is teh hot and with the saving of his crewmates (well Michael), plus quite handy with the first aid. BTW where's Jin? Did I miss something?
Flashback!Michael has much better hair than Flashback!Jack.
I'm liking the fact we're getting some fill-in from the time between Kate vanishing and Jack walking into the Crystal Dome. Locke looking unsurprised at the huge underground facility. Intrigued but unsurprised.
"Are you Him?" Is Locke who? Curiouser and curiouser.
Like the fact Michael immediately blames Sawyer for all that went wrong. Somehow I don't think Walt will be wrapped up in a blankie drinking cocoa though. *shrugs* dunno what gives me that idea.
Eeek! Shark! dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum-dum-dum.... Yeah shooting it with a gun will really work. So now we have the SS Michael and the SS Sawyer.
The room Michael's in at the custody case is the same room Claire was in when she was putting the baby up for adoption. Same room, I swear.
Sawyer's so manly. Lookit him pulling out is own bullet. What a guy! Eugh! didn't need to see him sticking his fingers n his shoulder. Ooh the salt-water's gotta smart.
Locke's 'him'? WTF's going on? Secret code? Only been on the island for 44 days? Seems like so much longer. Lookit the scratches on the walls, Dessy-boy's been there for ages and ages. Locke? You selling Kate out? What a bastard. Putting her in a cupboard. Piffle.
"Try to be funny?" - Charlie's always funny *snuggles*. Yeah the Madonna'll come in handy cos it's all full o' drugs. Silly crackhead.
Since when's Sawyer been all knowledgable about boats? "What you gonna do? Splash me?" = LOLZ!
What's with all the Kate!arse shots? Bloomin' male directors.... Why do I get the feeling the dark room's full of bodies? oh no, it's even better than that, it's full of real, proper food. Wonder if there's any peanut butter? Kate stole the choklit! What a girl!
Dessy-boy still doesn't look like a Desmond. Oh Kate, have you set off an alarm? Bad Kate, Naughty Kate in your cupboard. 4 8 15 16 23 42. What are these numbers? Love the little periscope thing. I want one. So now we're back to where we came in last week. The whole Mexican stand-off thing.
dum dum
dum dum
What did Michael just tell you Sawyer, you fool.
dum dum
dum dum
Sawyer really should backstroke, take the strain off his bullet wound.
FIN!!!!!!!!! Swim Sawyer! Swim! Ooh, nice shot Michael. Now you shall be known as Michael!Shark Shooter.
Michael bought Walt a polar bear! or should that be a omgwtfbbqpolarbear?
Sawyer's a dick. Michael's there crying and Sawyer goes "Are you alright?" no, of course he's not, doofus.
It's Jin, all tied up. Hunters? Others? WTF? Ooh Michelle wotsit. So are these Lord of the Flies style people other passengers, people from Delenn's team? So many questions. Not so many answers. But at least Jin's alright.
Jack's not good at the whole manly hugging thing. Matches his bedside manner.
It really is the unluckiest raft to sail the seven seas (really shouldn't be made out of flammable items either, but there you go). Wet!Sawyer is teh hot and with the saving of his crewmates (well Michael), plus quite handy with the first aid. BTW where's Jin? Did I miss something?
Flashback!Michael has much better hair than Flashback!Jack.
I'm liking the fact we're getting some fill-in from the time between Kate vanishing and Jack walking into the Crystal Dome. Locke looking unsurprised at the huge underground facility. Intrigued but unsurprised.
"Are you Him?" Is Locke who? Curiouser and curiouser.
Like the fact Michael immediately blames Sawyer for all that went wrong. Somehow I don't think Walt will be wrapped up in a blankie drinking cocoa though. *shrugs* dunno what gives me that idea.
Eeek! Shark! dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum-dum-dum.... Yeah shooting it with a gun will really work. So now we have the SS Michael and the SS Sawyer.
The room Michael's in at the custody case is the same room Claire was in when she was putting the baby up for adoption. Same room, I swear.
Sawyer's so manly. Lookit him pulling out is own bullet. What a guy! Eugh! didn't need to see him sticking his fingers n his shoulder. Ooh the salt-water's gotta smart.
Locke's 'him'? WTF's going on? Secret code? Only been on the island for 44 days? Seems like so much longer. Lookit the scratches on the walls, Dessy-boy's been there for ages and ages. Locke? You selling Kate out? What a bastard. Putting her in a cupboard. Piffle.
"Try to be funny?" - Charlie's always funny *snuggles*. Yeah the Madonna'll come in handy cos it's all full o' drugs. Silly crackhead.
Since when's Sawyer been all knowledgable about boats? "What you gonna do? Splash me?" = LOLZ!
What's with all the Kate!arse shots? Bloomin' male directors.... Why do I get the feeling the dark room's full of bodies? oh no, it's even better than that, it's full of real, proper food. Wonder if there's any peanut butter? Kate stole the choklit! What a girl!
Dessy-boy still doesn't look like a Desmond. Oh Kate, have you set off an alarm? Bad Kate, Naughty Kate in your cupboard. 4 8 15 16 23 42. What are these numbers? Love the little periscope thing. I want one. So now we're back to where we came in last week. The whole Mexican stand-off thing.
dum dum
dum dum
What did Michael just tell you Sawyer, you fool.
dum dum
dum dum
Sawyer really should backstroke, take the strain off his bullet wound.
FIN!!!!!!!!! Swim Sawyer! Swim! Ooh, nice shot Michael. Now you shall be known as Michael!Shark Shooter.
Michael bought Walt a polar bear! or should that be a omgwtfbbqpolarbear?
Sawyer's a dick. Michael's there crying and Sawyer goes "Are you alright?" no, of course he's not, doofus.
It's Jin, all tied up. Hunters? Others? WTF? Ooh Michelle wotsit. So are these Lord of the Flies style people other passengers, people from Delenn's team? So many questions. Not so many answers. But at least Jin's alright.
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Date: Friday, September 30th, 2005 06:38 pm (UTC)And the 'splash' line was funny.
And there are others- can't wait.
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Date: Friday, September 30th, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC)Totally.
"The room Michael's in at the custody case is the same room Claire was in when she was putting the baby up for adoption. Same room, I swear."
OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *goes to look at caps of both to compare*
But wait ... isn't Michael supposed to be in the States for all of this legal stuff? Poo. It's not a freaky-cool Lost connection, just an omg-they-reused-a-set connection. *hangs head*
Can't resist spoilers...
Date: Friday, September 30th, 2005 10:38 pm (UTC)Re: Can't resist spoilers...
Date: Saturday, October 1st, 2005 10:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Saturday, October 1st, 2005 10:40 am (UTC)