DERREN BROWN'S IN MY MIND!
February 1st, 2008 08:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kalihaAND HE'S ASKING FOR MY BANK DETAILS!
Derren takes time off from world domination to get himself banned from every bookies and racecourse in the land.
[x] hey, that's the barn from the Russian Roulette show.
[x] Bloody hell, how does he manage that? How does he get everyone to pick the right people?
[x] And then the right numbers?
[x] He's sold his soul to the devil hasn't he? or he is the devil. He does have a goatee, and he is ginger. I wonder what the probability it is????
[x] NINE HOURS OF COIN TOSSING. Crazy.
[x] "Hello Ocean Finance? I'd like to borrow £20,000 to bet on a horse 'cos TV's Derren Brown told me to." "Derren, eh? Your cheque is in the post."
[x] Oh Derren you're such a con artist. I bet that wasn't even a real bookies.
[x] I don't think a few "fuckin' hell"'s really covers the magnitude of teetering on the brink of losing £4,000.
[x]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PICTURE ON CHANNEL 4'S GONE, THE SCREEN'S ALL BLANK BUT THE SOUND IS IN THE BACKGROUND. DAMN YOU!!! All the other channels are fine.
[x] It's okay, the picture's come back, phew.
[x] I'm really tense!
[x] Derren's not bet on Moon over Miami. He's bet on the other one.
[x] What a git!
[x] She needs a bigger handbag.
Derren takes time off from world domination to get himself banned from every bookies and racecourse in the land.
[x] hey, that's the barn from the Russian Roulette show.
[x] Bloody hell, how does he manage that? How does he get everyone to pick the right people?
[x] And then the right numbers?
[x] He's sold his soul to the devil hasn't he? or he is the devil. He does have a goatee, and he is ginger. I wonder what the probability it is????
[x] NINE HOURS OF COIN TOSSING. Crazy.
[x] "Hello Ocean Finance? I'd like to borrow £20,000 to bet on a horse 'cos TV's Derren Brown told me to." "Derren, eh? Your cheque is in the post."
[x] Oh Derren you're such a con artist. I bet that wasn't even a real bookies.
[x] I don't think a few "fuckin' hell"'s really covers the magnitude of teetering on the brink of losing £4,000.
[x]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PICTURE ON CHANNEL 4'S GONE, THE SCREEN'S ALL BLANK BUT THE SOUND IS IN THE BACKGROUND. DAMN YOU!!! All the other channels are fine.
[x] It's okay, the picture's come back, phew.
[x] I'm really tense!
[x] Derren's not bet on Moon over Miami. He's bet on the other one.
[x] What a git!
[x] She needs a bigger handbag.
