This'll probably amuse spiralsheep

I've been invited to a 30th Birthday party in a couple of weeks. It's fancy dress. The theme is "I wish I was..."

I've had a brilliant idea. In fact I'm quite shocked at the brilliance of it.

My costume is very simple. In fact all I need is some special shoes.

Well technically not shoes.

My wish I was? "I wish I was a little bit taller" - (Skee-lo)

Yup. I'm going in stilts.

There may even be some stilt fighting. Brilliant!

Non-spoilery Torchwood Comment

ILU Torchwood!

You're silly and a bit cracktastic but I love you so.