kaliha | Investigate me a packet of garibaldis

[x] Oh noes, don't drive that fast down them alleys. Actually that looked a lot like the back of Chorley Old Road.
[x] Sam's right you know, S&H really do have a lot to answer for.
[x] Poor Sam, dumped by his girlfriend when he's in a coma.
[x] Rabid Ferrets? Blimey.
[x] Gene: You couldn't catch the clap in a French Brothel.
[x] Oh Gene, you're really a mans man. Love? Ha!
[x] Gene (to Sam): You're more like gorgeous cop (hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!)
[x] What is it with Sam bringing witnesses home? Hasn't he learnt that it only ends badly.
[x] OMG I've not seen an organ like that for a very long time.
[x] Oh fancy, it's Mya's mum. It's all becoming interlinked again. Again, it's all becoming interwoven into Sam's personal life.
[x] NOES! They're Kellermanning Sam!!!
[x] Yay Chris saved the day! See, he's not a useless waste of space after all.
[x] Thems the moors north of Bolton. Deffo.

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