Poor Old Sean Bean
March 7th, 2005 12:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kalihaI feel sorry for Sean Bean. Being a British Actor in the US he gets lumped with all the evil bad guy-type roles (see: Goldeneye, LotR, Don't say a Word). People forget his good guy roles (Sharpe and erm..... anyway). I've always been a campaigner of More Good Guy Roles for Sean (MGGRfS) (catchy eh?) but it seems that my brain is starting to lose the fight, if my dream last night is anything to go by. Poor Sean.
I've been entrusted with a key, it looks a bit like a gold tree decoration. It's one of those funny four pronged ones, very ornate. I don't know why I've been entrusted with it (at least I can't remember that bit of the dream), but I know I have to keep it secret, keep it safe.
Unfortunately one of my 'friends' has sold me out and Sean Bean, just out of prision wants this key back. And will stop at nothing to get it.
(Sadly, in my dream I'm seeing our Sean as a Bad Guy otherwise I would have thought up a few things he could have done to get the key back (ahem)) (And I'm not talking about doing a bit of DIY or washing my car either!).
Getting back to the dream and away from the smut.
I get a phone call from Sean telling me to meeting him at this pub out in the country with the key, he'll give me £25,000 for it and leave me in peace. If I don't, he'll start by killing my cat!!! (I told you he was a bad guy).
Obviously I don't want Bilbo getting hurt, and I don't want to give him the key so using my mad jewellery-making skillz I make a forged copy of this key but change enough of it so that it won't unlock whatever it unlocks and split the proper key into 5 pieces and disguise them as earrings and pendants which I then give to 4 of my most trusted friends (two of them being LJ peeps) and keep the final piece myself. If only for taunting value. Bilbo I smuggle out of the county and hide him.
I can't remember the next bit (I must have done some TV-movie channel hopping during that bit)
The next thing I remember is that I'm being chased through Venice. I'm carrying my bead box and running like I've never run before. Jumping pigeons and dodging round tourists I glance back; Sean Bean is gaining on me and he's been joined by one of his hench-bods: my friend Simon (I think it's because he has a goatee beard - it automatically makes someone evil).
There's a bit more running. Only a bit as I'm rugby tackled by Sean Bean (it's a girls dream, really it is). It hurts a lot more than I expected. He tries to pin me down grinning his little boyish grin.
So I headbutt him.
He doesn't like it. I can see stars. Ooh it hurt.
He doesn't let go of me so I do it again and give him a bloody nose. There's some manly wrestling and I manage to wiggle out from under him. (yay me!) For good measure I give him a kick in the bollocks (ooh ouch!) and to escape from Hench-Simon I dive into the canal.
And then I woke up.
Let me take a moment to apologise deeply to Sean Bean for kicking him in the Bollocks. Sorry.
http://www.stakesandstones.co.uk/ipod/freeipods.html
I've been entrusted with a key, it looks a bit like a gold tree decoration. It's one of those funny four pronged ones, very ornate. I don't know why I've been entrusted with it (at least I can't remember that bit of the dream), but I know I have to keep it secret, keep it safe.
Unfortunately one of my 'friends' has sold me out and Sean Bean, just out of prision wants this key back. And will stop at nothing to get it.
(Sadly, in my dream I'm seeing our Sean as a Bad Guy otherwise I would have thought up a few things he could have done to get the key back (ahem)) (And I'm not talking about doing a bit of DIY or washing my car either!).
Getting back to the dream and away from the smut.
I get a phone call from Sean telling me to meeting him at this pub out in the country with the key, he'll give me £25,000 for it and leave me in peace. If I don't, he'll start by killing my cat!!! (I told you he was a bad guy).
Obviously I don't want Bilbo getting hurt, and I don't want to give him the key so using my mad jewellery-making skillz I make a forged copy of this key but change enough of it so that it won't unlock whatever it unlocks and split the proper key into 5 pieces and disguise them as earrings and pendants which I then give to 4 of my most trusted friends (two of them being LJ peeps) and keep the final piece myself. If only for taunting value. Bilbo I smuggle out of the county and hide him.
I can't remember the next bit (I must have done some TV-movie channel hopping during that bit)
The next thing I remember is that I'm being chased through Venice. I'm carrying my bead box and running like I've never run before. Jumping pigeons and dodging round tourists I glance back; Sean Bean is gaining on me and he's been joined by one of his hench-bods: my friend Simon (I think it's because he has a goatee beard - it automatically makes someone evil).
There's a bit more running. Only a bit as I'm rugby tackled by Sean Bean (it's a girls dream, really it is). It hurts a lot more than I expected. He tries to pin me down grinning his little boyish grin.
So I headbutt him.
He doesn't like it. I can see stars. Ooh it hurt.
He doesn't let go of me so I do it again and give him a bloody nose. There's some manly wrestling and I manage to wiggle out from under him. (yay me!) For good measure I give him a kick in the bollocks (ooh ouch!) and to escape from Hench-Simon I dive into the canal.
And then I woke up.
Let me take a moment to apologise deeply to Sean Bean for kicking him in the Bollocks. Sorry.
http://www.stakesandstones.co.uk/ipod/freeipods.html
