Life on Mars

[kaliha]

It's the last one!! *cries*



[x] Pulling into rthe Victoria Park Hotel = slowest handbrake turn EVAR!

[x] So the secret's out on Daddy Tyler's whereabout. How vewwy interesting.

[x] Test card girl is so very scary. Even more so because she comes out the telly.

[x] Mixed metaphors. Sharks climbing ladders indeed.

[x] "Lavatorial thinking" *sniggers*

[x] I've just noticed that Gene and Sam have matching moles on their faces. Proof that they're an OTP.

[x] Gene: "I've got a pain in the arse called Sam."

[x] The Tylers have exactly the same clock in their lounge as my parents do in their dining room. It's so seventies it hurts.

[x] Gene suggesting that Tyler boff his own mum.

[x] Gene Genie

[x] Gene to Tyler: "Am I still getting my wotsits mixed up Gladys?"
Tyler: "Naw, you're alright. That's a similie."

[x] Woe. Tyler's dad makes porn. How very Shifnal.

[x] How sweet were the Tyler's playing football in the park? Just a shame they're both Man U scummers supporters.

[x] Tyler: "You'll know when I'm kidding. My bowtie'll start spinning around."

[x] Playschool!!

[x] Gene (to a scantily-clad nun): "You've got your vicar's in a twist."

[x] On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix = lol!

[x] Sam's tree-filled dream becomes clear. Annie! nooooooooo.

[x] Baby!Sam: "Have you seen my daddy?"

[x] How long did it take you to figure out that Vic Tyler and the Morton Brothers were the same person? I guessed from the porn film and I'm not the brightest of people to figure out twists either. :)

[x] Don't give him the gun Sam!

[x] Sam should have arrested his dad. Did he never watch Quantum Leap? You're supposed to not let history repeat itself. How's he going to leap home now? Sam really needs an Al to keep him in check. The Gene Genie is not enough.

[x] John Simm really does good crying. Very manly.

[x] Pubs, not tea, make everything better.

Awww, I really enjoyed that. It's ages 'till next year now.

Oh God, it's ages until our next visit from a time travelling Tyler. Woe.