Wanted: Football Manager

[kaliha]

So England are looking for a new England Manager. I could do it. I'm a qualified table tennis coach and I've watched His Lordship play a *lot* of ISS Pro and Pro Evolution over the last 11 years. And I have a vague understanding of the offside rule.

Plus the English FA would only have to pay me £500,000 - so I'm cheap anyway you look at it (shut up you lot in the back).

;)

Comments

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

But can you shout and gesticulate wildly at people not doing what you want them to ("The secret is, you gotta score goals!")?

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

I can also do the red face and veiny look favoured by Alex Ferguson - I tell you, I'm a born football manager. And I think it's about time they got a girl doing it.

[jerel.livejournal.com]

As the manager, though, wouldn't it be your job to hire the people to do the actual coaching? I know in pro baseball, the manager decides the line-up, but doesn't do any actual training. I'm sure you'd do great as manager.

[glitteraddict89.livejournal.com]

I support you in this decision - Team kali!