Oh Bilbo!

[kaliha]

Yesterday Bilbo was a hero. Me (like a fool) had set the alarm to go off at 6.50. Unfortunately it was 6.50 in the evening in stead of in the morning. Luckily, Bilbo was suffering with an extreme case of cupboard love and woke me up by scratching on my curtains (which I absolutely hate) (and is the one thing absolutely guaranteed to wake me up.

But he was also a villian. I was in bed reading and I could hear the howl of Kitty Fight Club starting outside. I looked out the bedroom window and saw Bilbo stood in the middle of the road, completely fluffed up taking a swipe at a very pissed off looking Grilbo. Realising that Bilbo would not like a visit to the V E T S when he inevitably loses his fight against a cat twice his size I trapised out IN THE RAIN! IN MY PYJAMAS! and taking my life into my own hands picked Bilbo up and marched into the house with him. He wasn't impressed. I think he thinks that I've made him less manly or something.

Snall-faced Kitten isn't much better. He's decided he wants to move in to our house now and is currently fast asleep on my feets. Telling him "you don't live here!" has absolutely no effect on him now. As soon as it stops raining I'm throwing him out. (Not actual throwing, that's cruel - more like opening the kitchen window and dropping him out onto the patio table outside.)

This LOLcats completely sums up Bilbo and Small-faced Kitten's relationship:

Comments

[doylefan22.livejournal.com]

I think Bilbo needs reminding that he won't be as pretty when loses an ear to bigger cat.

That Lolcats did exactly as it said on the in!

[taperoo2k.livejournal.com]

You should create a website entitled "The Adventures of Bilbo the very naughty Ginger cat".

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

Well you say that . . . . . . .

Bilbo (and His Lordship) have a somewhat inflated view of Mr Bilbo and he has been given a Pedigree Cat name. I've bought the domain name and I need an afternoon to make his site.

[taperoo2k.livejournal.com]

Just have a hidden naughty Bilbo fight club section.

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

AWWWW.

LET SMALL FACED KITTEN STAY!!! I hve a soft spot for him

[livii.livejournal.com]

I love that macro!!

[si-lloyd.livejournal.com]

Well done you. But rescuing Bilbo from Grilbo is harmful to his cat rep.

Get soe animal-friendly antibiotics to keep in or something.

[glitteraddict89.livejournal.com]

That actually made me laugh so much I spat hot tea :D

[snellios.livejournal.com]

I can't believe SFK is still around after all this time !!

SFK sounds like a bad fast food joint lolz.