It's like the start of a bad joke

[kaliha]

We went to the pub and on the table by us there was a group of about 6 people with a special friend who was loving every moment. The special friend being an Iguana. He was climbing all over the girls and clambering into their cleavage, getting sniffy over whatever they were drinking and generally having a great time.

How many people take their pets to a pub? Let alone an Iguana?

Comments

[magicallaw.livejournal.com]

I knew a guy who used to take his pet owl to the pub. Well, he did until it flew away.

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

I would not want to deal with a drunken iguana on my bosoms.


Oh hell. Yes I would.

[i-like-doctors.livejournal.com]

That's just brilliant. I LOVE iguanas.
And it sounds like this iguana's a bit of a ladies' man. I bet some of the blokes were a bit jealous of all his cleavage action he was getting.
xxx

[alawston.livejournal.com]

I took my hamster to the Student Union once, he was asleep in my jacket pocket. He burrowed into a plate of chilli con carne and then ate his way out. Bless him.

[steviesun.livejournal.com]

I know he's not an unusal pet, but hound often comes with us if we go to the pub. It's not uncommon for the bar to be filled with dogs in my local (but then the bar area is about the size of your front room, possibly smaller).

[chicklet73.livejournal.com]

*imagines Bilbo and Small-Faced Kitten at the pub, knocking back a couple of pints together*

Did the iguana become drunk and then embarrass itself by doing ill-advised karaoke or bad lurch-y dancing?

Scooter wishes he could go to the pub. He has heard they serve deep fried hard-boiled eggs wrapped in sausage there...

[glitteraddict89.livejournal.com]

You should take Bilbo, and PWN them all.

[kissingdaylight.livejournal.com]

And the owner just let her? Usually animals aren't allowed in food establishments...

[si-lloyd.livejournal.com]

Mmm, Simon practise iguana impression...