Wanted: Football Manager

So England are looking for a new England Manager. I could do it. I'm a qualified table tennis coach and I've watched His Lordship play a *lot* of ISS Pro and Pro Evolution over the last 11 years. And I have a vague understanding of the offside rule.

Plus the English FA would only have to pay me £500,000 - so I'm cheap anyway you look at it (shut up you lot in the back).

;)