kaliha | DERREN BROWN'S IN MY MIND!

AND HE'S ASKING FOR MY BANK DETAILS!

Derren takes time off from world domination to get himself banned from every bookies and racecourse in the land.

[x] hey, that's the barn from the Russian Roulette show.
[x] Bloody hell, how does he manage that? How does he get everyone to pick the right people?
[x] And then the right numbers?
[x] He's sold his soul to the devil hasn't he? or he is the devil. He does have a goatee, and he is ginger. I wonder what the probability it is????
[x] NINE HOURS OF COIN TOSSING. Crazy.
[x] "Hello Ocean Finance? I'd like to borrow £20,000 to bet on a horse 'cos TV's Derren Brown told me to." "Derren, eh? Your cheque is in the post."
[x] Oh Derren you're such a con artist. I bet that wasn't even a real bookies.
[x] I don't think a few "fuckin' hell"'s really covers the magnitude of teetering on the brink of losing £4,000.
[x]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PICTURE ON CHANNEL 4'S GONE, THE SCREEN'S ALL BLANK BUT THE SOUND IS IN THE BACKGROUND. DAMN YOU!!! All the other channels are fine.
[x] It's okay, the picture's come back, phew.
[x] I'm really tense!
[x] Derren's not bet on Moon over Miami. He's bet on the other one.
[x] What a git!
[x] She needs a bigger handbag.